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FIBATTY!

by Glenn Richards

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1.
Bilious the moon Swollen on our gloom. Seems prematurely June, I’ve yet of May to sing. A year of plague and penury How long til it’s a memory? How long is a piece of string In the court of the Cat King? ‘As long as I say it is, As long as I say!’ All of us are prey, We forget along the way, Lured by the toxic spring Along the river to the court of the Cat King… Along the river of oblivion, Writ on the waters of oblivion, Every letter from a father to son, Every lyric of a love unsung. All of us are prey, We forget along the way, All of us are summer rain on winter clay. None of us are free, (but my bird, it flies!) But imagine it to be, (and my bird, it sings!) How long will your songbird sing Until it’s caught in the court of the Kingdom of the Cat King? ‘As long as I say it will, As long as I say!’
2.
Troubles in the soul Drown them in the bowl Pick a pack of percocet pep your pan and pickle it every trouble soon forget It’s a happenin’ thing If it’s happenin’ to ya Today is in the bottle Tomorrow’s sure shot and the past doesn’t matter tomorrow’s sure shot, baby what you got? you’re alive and in motion Until you’re not Racin’ verse to verse Too fast for love I’m gonna break the bridge and crash into the chorus like a blind fuckin’ tortoise on speed wearin’ adidas Now that’s a happenin’ thing if it’s happenin’ to ya life is its own participation prize the car’s in the car park the kids don’t really matter it’s hot in the city hear the pitter patter you’re alive and in motion Until you’re not Pardon me Luther As I gather up the rope And pray I remember how to use it “Everything that is done in this world is done by hope” Now it’s a happenin’ thing If it’s happenin’ to ya sometimes it runs right through ya but Don’t waste your time away searchin’ for Don’t waste your time away searchin’ You’re alive and in motion Until you’re not
3.
Everybody’s got a guy Everybody’s got a writer in a room working late into the dog afternoon on some slick serenade, some twee teeny toon but my guy’s not doing so well He’s drinking all night and sleeping all day It’s all gone to hell I’ve been trying to tell him that’s my job not yours I’m the face of the franchise you’re the heartbeat under the boards Everybody knows the lie Everybody knows the land and its lay The grift is much quicker and easier than the graft today but my guy seems to’ve figured it out He’s opened the door to the attic oh lord now it’s all arse about! I plead my case and implore but he just dances away Now I’m the face in the portrait and he’s a new born Dorian Gray With great calamity there comes opportunity this has been proven to me every now and then Now I find myself alone I shall have to write my own And how could it go wrong It’s just a little a song, no? No That’s why everybody’s got a guy Everybody’s got some stiff up in a room doing the things we don’t know how to do while we bask in the light of a credit or two but my guy’s not toeing the line He says he’s tired of being in prison and doing somebody else’s time My guy’s checked out of the Tower of Song trashed the room left a mess and no forwarding address all have is this note on a crumpled up kleenex “I’ve been trying to tell you for a very long time all these liquid emotions well they’re probably mine You’re not getting very much younger and baby you ain’t getting brighter Perhaps you need to find yourself a new songwriteeeeerup!! Everybody’s got a guy Everybody’s got some gimp down in a cage running the lines til they’re palatable or just about edgy enough for this age of lies.
4.
U R 03:27
You’re a clown, you’re a dandy, you’re a fop…(U R) You’re a death’s head upon a mop…(U R) You’re not here, you don’t get to say it…(but U R) Yesterday I took the bus out to Berriedale, Turns out I was never there…(but U R) You’re a scapegrace who’s out of luck…(U R) You’re a mooncalf baby, you suck…(U R) You’re not here you don’t get to say it…(but U R) Often I wonder, when things have me under, What strange motivations to ends. Ends that conspire to make me a stranger, and make enemies of my friends…(U R) You’re a pong, you’re a poor cologne…(U R) You’re just sittin’ there all alone…(U R) Why don’t you give me a call? Why don’t I give you a call? Now I am tired and sad and quite wasted and sat in the dark on my own…(U R) Most of the time seems like all of the good years are gone, and I’ve blown them all… But that’s just silly…(U R)
5.
Lake Drive 04:15
It’s a scrambling kind of life, it could finish any time, of hard to locate station, a flickering picture kind of over supply of days, then always exhausted time, of ambient desperation, a keening wave of sine. And really baby really, that would probably be fine, Never sure if what I thought, was a clambering up, a climb wasn’t a pivot down, wasn’t a slow decline, When you’re always scrambling you’re always digging down into the hungry lime. The deep moronic base, The ruthless icing on the cake, the puling soggy centre, makes for sentimental paste. Profane geography does the range of dividing make - I couldn’t mander the gerry, I drove my car into the lake. Nothing made sense anymore…(not that it ever did) Nothing makes sense anymore…(not that it ever will) A little early in the piece To be from my senses released, A little green for a critical break, Still, I drove my car into the lake. When you’re not dying you’re not dying, you’re not really living not really, the thing you reach out to touch it isn’t much, it’s touchy feely. It’s a scrambling kind of life, a spanning of barely par, A scrambling life that isn’t? Well they rarely are. Heaven has always been on earth, it’s for the bankers and killers, magnum daddies and their pretties, mercenary gorillas. It isn’t for me anymore…(not that it ever was) It’s all just a little bit fake, so I drive my car into the lake…
6.
FIBATTY! 03:52
Fuck it’s been a terrible twenty years. Fuck it’s been a terrible twenty years. Fuck it’s been a terrible twenty years. Fuck it’s been a terrible twenty years.
7.
Last Aid Kit 04:16
My mind’s unclear, I’ve a capital idea, Full head of steam on my capitalist dream, you better let me get to it or someone else is gonna do it. If you’re goin’ won’t you wanna know you can go the way you wanna go? Instead of sufferin’ through it. You better let me get to it. Everybody’s gonna want one, Everybody’s gonna need one. Mares eat oats, does eat oats, little lambs eat ivy. Preachers get votes on billionaire boats, eat the little lambs with mint and gravy. So let me get in on this capitalist shit, bonafide mail order suicide kit. Everybody’s gonna want one, Everybody’s gonna need one. Ain’t that the essence of the game? Faceless profit on a terminal plain… Sail on sailor, frail first mate, sail between the islands of the church and the state.
8.
Stalker 1986 03:31
Last time I was round your house I needed no invitation I strolled right through your very open door. Now it’s full of strangers, I can’t count the changes, How things will shift. It’s different than before. Now you give to strangers what you once kept just for me, Now you fan your favours out for free. Is retiring my nature the fee I have to pay? I miss you, there’s nothing else to say. Once I had your ear and you would prize my conversation, Once I had permission for your bed. Now I feel a parasite, now I feel a louse, It’s the last time I’ll be round your house.
9.
My Midi Life 03:29
All dots connect in my midi life All blocks divinely shift in my midi life, my midi life It's so easy My midi life The life into which I've retreated Meticulous and Precise Each day a pattern repeated I randomise for flavour Engage the arpeggiator Up or down it’s mine to decide All the days of my midi life Copy and paste, copy and paste Copy and paste, copy and paste All dots connect in my midi life Upon the sine I drift in my midi life, my midi life So brilliant my midi life The life into which I've retreated Impossibly clever and bright And nobody knows that I've cheated Each day and night So never not right Fastened to my rack of light Purity is all, energy is rife In my midi life Copy and paste, copy and paste Copy and paste, copy and paste All dots connect in my midi life In harmony sublime I’m lifted by my midi life, my midi life I have drawn The future in The past is repaired and repeated There'll be no more pain in my midi life The life into which I've retreated Each moment I have selected And marked to be deleted I am surgeon with a pretty knife Cutting the pain From my midi life Copy and paste, copy and paste Copy and paste, SAVE ME….
10.
Buried in the corner of the yard Only if you listen very hard I’m always gonna lose So you’re always gonna lose In the yard of a house full of dumb little mouths singing the same old song Whether the amount is negligible Whether the addiction is tamed I spilt my ink and I've got nothing left to drink so I let me a pint, to make a fine point To open up my bloody mind again Oh words are fire in the right room, Depend on me for nothing Gold in the eye of a jaguar the King gets his iron from Mars His copper from Venus the Devil has seen us Milling about, wrestling with doubt In the backyard of a burning house Oh words are fire in the right room, Depend on me for nothing Why'd you have to bury that toy? Why do I have to destroy? The tea tree casts my mind to the past but I don't think of you, not anymore Never any more at all.
11.
Some caramel morning, Look down on the street, A little something dawning, Then a somebody meet. Are you one that’s going to be My B A B Why Baby? In my triple tracked, vaguely Dylanesque affectation, I sing…”I’ll never be your boy…” Did they make you a sucker? Do you suck all the time? Well I don’t find it hard to write the next line, Cos words don’t mean that much to you When you can get by on just a one or two phrases in the popular circulation. That’s why I’ll never be your boy Now welcome to the eight, don’t it feel like you invented it? But it’s only a few bars of space and baby you only rented it, The tricky part is ending it While pretending you never meant it. Sounds like a party, Like when we were young, Oh didn’t we do something? But you never lived here, this wasn’t your time, You stole the flavour and the rhyme… Now you sing “everything’s gonna be alright!” don’t ya baby? And “we’re all in this together!” don’t say maybe…. That’s why I’ll never be your boy… Some made up morning, Some faked up street, I can’t keep from yawning shuffling my feet. Are you the one that’s going to be My idiotic baby?

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released December 10, 2020

All songs written by Glenn Richards (Sony/ATV Music Publishing)
Performed by GR
Recorded and mixed by GR at Dark Satanic Mills Studio, Hobart, Tasmania
Mastered by William Bowden at King Willy Sound, Launceston, Tasmania
Produced by GR
Cover photo by Carlie Devine
Art Direction by GR

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Glenn Richards Hobart, Australia

Glenn Richards is the songwriter for legendary Australian band Augie March. Along with numerous releases with Augie he has released an album under the Dark Satanic Mills Bros moniker and recently an album finally under his own name. Literate, poetic, unflinching, humorous and passionate, find out why Richards is the favourite songwriter of many a songwriter. ... more

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